As Essjaymoo pointed out in her stage preview, last night’s stage was long and flat. It was Brittany, though, so we expected some treacherous winds, but at times last night the cycling resembled a demolition derby. Definitely more crash than vaches. In fact the only cow sighting I got came at 61.3km. The group was in the distance and could quite well have been horses given that they were the featured quadruped of the stage.
It fell to the SBS troll DJ to liven things up between accidents.